Anybody Here Speak Polish?

[Terrel]

Im going to poland for a stag due this year.

Give me some words to say to the locals.

Hochno shano pokahamishe - let's go make love on hay, lol.

There's no need for anything for anything else

If you get a fat hoe coming at you say...

Yes tesh grooba, kurwa. - you are fat, b1tch, lol.



You can miss out the grooba and say 'secsovna'.

Yes tesh, secsovna. - you are sexy.

[SirTomJones]

I like that word. Grooba.

Is that fat?

[-jose-]

She must have said this for next time...

Hochno shano pokahamishe

translation:

your meat taste better than Boar's Head meat

[Terrel]

I like that word. Grooba.

Is that fat?

Yes.

Anything that finishes with the sound of an 'a' ie grooba, secsovna... Is for women. The same words finishing with an 'eh' sound is for men.

Grooba - women

Groobeh - men

[Terrel]

In my new work place there is a small group of Polish people who always speak polish with Eachother even though they are not supposed to in front of the British staff.

Now picture this.. Me.. Walking up to them and saying in fluent polish..

'nie yestesh ve poles, the moov kurwa po angyel sku'.

'your not living in Poland, speak foking English'. Or there abouts.

The look on their faces was ****ing priceless. They love me now lol

[HughJass]

akceptować przyjaciel zażądać

[Terrel]

akceptować przyjaciel zażądać

If you spell it according to trans-roman I might know what you're on about

[Roy Jones Jnr]

Nah but i really want to learn how to speak Brazilian Portugese.

SENNN SASHHHHHYYYYYO NAAAAAALLLLLLL

(sensational)

[-Kev-]

I speak Niburion. The primary language of planet Niburo.

[-Kev-]

In my new work place there is a small group of Polish people who always speak polish with Eachother even though they are not supposed to in front of the British staff.

Now picture this.. Me.. Walking up to them and saying in fluent polish..

'nie yestesh ve poles, the moov kurwa po angyel sku'.

'your not living in Poland, speak foking English'. Or there abouts.

The look on their faces was ****ing priceless. They love me now lol

Shoulda said: In Polish; "WTF are you guys talking about, get the f-ck back to work you bunch of ****suckers". They would have loved you even more.