Things you do in private that you wouldn't do in public

[$tate of Mind]

What say you?

[Verstyle]

Use the bathroom....

[!! AI-Holmes!!]

Sing in the mirror while using a hair brush as a microphone..

[Jam Jars]

Pick my nose, roll it and flick it across the room.

[paulf]

Sing "I Just Called To Say I Love You" while walking around, which I do at home.

Eat Mac n Cheese in my underwear.

Speak in Simpsons quotes, which my Brother and I do.

[ßringer]

Scratch my balls freely.

It rarely ever happens, but every now and then you get one of those ball itches in public you just gotta do something about. My strategy for that situation is to either slink out of sight briefly or wait for a diversion to avert everybody's attention so I can stealthily slip my right hand into my pants pocket and give 'er a quick scratch.

Don't act like you've never done it before.

[BOLLOCKS]

Your Mother.

[$tate of Mind]

Pass gas, walk around in underwear

[$tate of Mind]

Walk around with my junk visibly hard

[sapak]

lol @ the bringer's scratch balls funny but true man.