juan manuel marquez 100% facts

[extracurRICular]

Marquez was asked to join the cast of "The Expendables II
........but the cast decided to join him instead

[piojo del norte]

Marquez eats raisins and ****s grapes.


but the ones said up there are all cool!

[extracurRICular]

One time on a rainy day in Mexico City and in front of 100K Mexicans at Azteca Stadium Marquez ACTUALLY ate lightning and crapped thunder....LITERATELY!

[extracurRICular]

Marquez doesn't have to cheat death.....he plays him straight up.....

[Primera]

Marquez can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the **** Marquez is.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Marquez to stop uppercutting the people of Mexico as a child. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Marquez now looking for candy after he punches his victims.

[Cleto_Reyes]

In scrabble if you spell juan manuel marquez you win forever

[-Huey-]

Juan Manuel Marquez beat Pacquiao three times...The only fact that matters.

[extracurRICular]

Little known fact about JMM........

All those pro athletes (baseball players, football players, body builders, wrestlers, boxers, MMA, etc etc) who test positive for steroids injected JMM's piss..........true story!!!

[cactusEG]

Marquez was the the Mexico vs El Salvador game. The Slavi fan asked him to piss in the ballons and they threw it at themselfs

[dj Calleti]

El no es de mejico...el es 100% guanaco.....