Official 'Yo Momma' Thread.

[jazluvr]

yo momma so ugly...her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

[Manos_de_Piedra]

[???]

Yo momma jokes are sooooo 2005.

[Derranged]

Yo momma jokes are sooooo 2005.

More like 1989 but sure why not....

[AssasinKing]

Yo mumma is so fat when she comes out of the shower her legs are still dry

[Manos_de_Piedra]

[New England]

Led's momma got so much hair under her armpits, it looks like she has two gorilla's in a headlock

this one is good

[New England]

i have no yo momma joke skills

none
i will not even try. the pool is too deep, and i cannot swim.

[Terrel]

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

[codey]

Yo mama so dumb she brought a number 2 pencil to a road test. :-)