1) When I was 7 years old we were trying to start a telephone pole on fire with an ice pick and a lighter and then were swarmed by cops. When they were scolding us I thought I'd humor them and get sympathy by pissing myself. I stared down at my pants and opened my feet to make sure they noticed.
2) I almost crapped myself with instant diarrhea on the second day I was to spar a heavyweight who'd brutalized me the day before.
3) When I was in A.I.T. I woke up and realized I'd c*m on myself. I'd obviously had a wet dream but I didn't remember it. Damn!:wank:
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