what do u call two lesbians in the closet?

[T.Horton]

A liquor cabinet. Treadmill call. Listen to mos def's mathematics.

[TBear]

A couple more bad ones

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth

gladiator
(sound it out)


When you have your appendix removed it's called
An appendectomy

When a woman has her uteris removed it's called
a hysterectomy

When a woman gets a sex change it's called
An addadicktome


(my apologies-a girl told me these)

[D-MiZe]

How'd you change a closet into a cabinet?

[Terrel]

This is the worst I've ever come across...

How does a lion like his meat?


ROAR.

[Barn]

how do you know if someone is a pirate.

because they arrrr.


i went to the zoo once there was only one animal, a little dog, it was a Shih Tzu.

[Terrel]

How'd you change a closet into a cabinet?

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[Barn]

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[-jose-]

what's the most common injury lesbians suffer from



Rug burns

[Barn]

A man entered a local pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Terrel]

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

The first one says to the second one, "Take off your glasses,you're scratching my leg."

The second says to the first,"Put your glasses on,you're licking the bench!"