Told my girl I would take her to Disneyland for her birthday, FML!!!

[Chinch]

You fuct up. I hate it down there. Anahiem, crowds, traffic....No thanks.

Magic Mountain at least has sick rides.

Yeah, I ****ed up big time!!!
I remember tellin her id take her but I dont know wtf i was thinkin when i told her!
Who does that?
I feel like a Wally now!!!

[KING MEAT]

Now she got all this wack **** planned out!
Two days in a row at Disneyland (full days, like from 8am-midnight)
One day at Universal Studios!
I know the hotel she booked is gunna be looot!
Her parents are gunna be there cuz they have season passes!
Gunna end up costing at least $2000
I already want to kill my self and were not even there yet!
FML!!! !!! !!!

take me instead

[Chinch]

take me instead

Lol!
Maybe next year Hun!

[KING MEAT]

Lol!
Maybe next year Hun!

you wont regret it, loverboy

[T.Horton]

Shes a FEEN for Disneyland!
I guess her family used to go all the time when she was younger and she just loves it! I hate waiting in lines and all the other bs that comes along with parks like that! NEVER tell your girl your gunna take her to Disneyland, worst mistake Ive made in years!!!

my kids not even seven and she's been there twice. all she TALKS about is disneyworld. lol

[Uturn]

Now she got all this wack **** planned out!
Two days in a row at Disneyland (full days, like from 8am-midnight)
One day at Universal Studios!
I know the hotel she booked is gunna be looot!
Her parents are gunna be there cuz they have season passes!
Gunna end up costing at least $2000
I already want to kill my self and were not even there yet!
FML!!! !!! !!!

[Derranged]

Why did you tell her that if you had no intentions of actually bringing her there?

[Nuckin Figga]

OMG TAKE ME, TAKE ME!

Id love to go disney land. I never got to do any of that ***** in my childhood so im kinda re living my childhood now. MJ style

[fordhamboxing]

Now she got all this wack **** planned out!
Two days in a row at Disneyland (full days, like from 8am-midnight)
One day at Universal Studios!
I know the hotel she booked is gunna be looot!
Her parents are gunna be there cuz they have season passes!
Gunna end up costing at least $2000
I already want to kill my self and were not even there yet!
FML!!! !!! !!!

Yo try to bang out in famous locations around Disney. My only suggestion bc you're ****ed anyway lol

[Check]

Doesn't sound that bad. I've only gone when I was really young but I'd imagine if you drank a bit it would alright.