Abraham lincoln was on facebook.

[phallus]

abraham lincoln was a good old man
he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
he said excuse me ladies i'm just doin me duty
drop your pants and gimme some booty

[BrooklynBomber]

NOT emancipating the slaves?

[LoftyDog]

Poor Abe... he was all like I need to be at this play like I need a whole in my head.

[rorymac]

Lincoln was a reluctant hero. He was pretty racist himself.

Yeah you are right, but he was a good man.

[Chups]

You know what Lincoln was famous for, other than getting shot?

WTF? He's a known vampire slayer!