The Drink

[Left Hook Tua]

Bloody hell.

I'm sorry I asked...

i was a bit of a drunkard in my younger years. interesting, wild times. i could tell stupid drunk stories all day.

now i stopped drinking and i spend my day talking to stupid english ****s on the internet. hooray.

[Southpaw Stinger]

i was a bit of a drunkard in my younger years. interesting, wild times. i could tell stupid drunk stories all day.

now i stopped drinking and i spend my day talking to stupid english ****s on the internet. hooray.

You do? What other sites do you visit?

[Left Hook Tua]

You do? What other sites do you visit?

this is the only site i know aside from esb for a month.

and by stupid english ****s i don't mean you.

i'm talking about the mancs i talk to in limey lang.

[Southpaw Stinger]

this is the only site i know aside from esb for a month.

and by stupid english ****s i don't mean you.

i'm talking about the mancs i talk to in limey lang.

Those Mancy Lang ****s? I wouldn't be seen dead in there, mate.

[Derranged]

So that really 'appened did it?

[Left Hook Tua]

So that really 'appened did it?

nah mate. i'm just claiming i wet the bed as a grown man to look cool.

[Left Hook Tua]

tua drunk story #2.

drinking at lu fu's in northridge as always. got drunk.

still kind of early and my homeboy decided to just cruise around.

he just bought a brand new celica convertible and wanted to drive around.

stopped at a light on nordhoff, we got into an argument with some eses. a couple of a guys in a car and a couple more in a suv.

we got out of the car to fight but they drove off and turned into a small street.

got backed into the car and followed them.

we turned onto the street and saw the car but the suv was gone.

got out and started walking to their car but they drove off a few feet and stopped. kept walking to their car and they kept driving off and stopping again.

then all of a sudden we here a loud crash and looked back.

we had left the doors open and the suv had went around and rammed the drivers door off. then they drove away.

we had to hold the door in place while we drove home.

my friend looked like he was about to cry. he just got that car that day.

[Southpaw Stinger]

tua drunk story #2.

drinking at lu fu's in northridge as always. got drunk.

still kind of early and my homeboy decided to just cruise around.

he just bought a brand new celica convertible and wanted to drive around.

stopped at a light on nordhoff, we got into an argument with some eses. a couple of a guys in a car and a couple more in a suv.

we got out of the car to fight but they drove off and turned into a small street.

got backed into the car and followed them.

we turned onto the street and saw the car but the suv was gone.

got out and started walking to their car but they drove off a few feet and stopped. kept walking to their car and they kept driving off and stopping again.

then all of a sudden we here a loud crash and looked back.

we had left the doors open and the suv had went around and rammed the drivers door off. then they drove away.

we had to hold the door in place while we drove home.

my friend looked like he was about to cry. he just got that car that day.

Then you all woke up in bed together the next morning?

[Left Hook Tua]

Then you all woke up in bed together the next morning?

no.

[Southpaw Stinger]

no.

That's some crazy stuff, maaan.