Let's have some Australian boxing jokes....

What's the difference between Paul Briggs and a deckchair?

* It takes time to get a deckchair to fold.



What is Paul Briggs allergic to injections?


* One light jab and he's on the floor for hours.



Why did Antony Mundine get KO'd for 15 days against Sven Ottke, when Sven Ottke only hits like a *****?


* Surprise. Australians are used to beating up their Sheilas after a few tinnies but aren't used to them hitting back.



Why is Paul Briggs good in bed?


* He loves diving



Why did Paul Briggs quit?


* He was paying homage to Kostya Tsyzu



Why did Danny Green use loaded gloves and rabbit punches against Roy Jones?


* The entire history of Australia is founded on them illegally assaulting black men.



* Why do so many Australians get involved in boxing culture?


It's the only time they ever get to hear the word "culture".




Why did the guy who molested Paul Briggs as a kid go into hiding?


* He was too embarrassed to be seen after last night... even paedos have standards.



Who's the most feared boxer in Australia?


* Sting Ray Robinson.

[aldiansyah]

I heard the pay per view buys for Green vs Briggs were expected to be so low Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the ring

zing

I wish boxing was bigger here

[ColWallace]

Those are really ****ing tasteless jokes. You're a sad sonofabitch.

[DiLLiNGER]

briggs and green deserve to be ****ted on.

[ColWallace]

You're a cocksucker too if you think jokes about Briggs getting raped when he was a child are okay.

[DiLLiNGER]

You're a cocksucker too if you think jokes about Briggs getting raped when he was a child are okay.

Shut the fu** up u emotional ***..they raped the pockets of a few hundred thousand hard working aussies.The cheapest ticket was 60$ ..that says it all.

[ColWallace]

Shut the fu** up u emotional ***..they raped the pockets of a few hundred thousand hard working aussies.The cheapest ticket was 60$ ..that says it all.

Go and have a good think about life and matters and what you're saying and **** off in the mean time.

[NChristo]

Lmao, some crackers there.

[DiLLiNGER]

Go and have a good think about life and matters and what you're saying and **** off in the mean time.

Go and have a good cry **** lips , Australian boxing died a long time ago..briggs and green just nailed the coffin.

[Greatwhitehope]

Hahaha love a good joke at our expense.