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Alright fellas, there's a new management team in here now and we've decided we need new rules to keep everyone in line. If you dont follow these rules then we'll set Exige on yer and that is not something you want, believe me sonny jim.
OK here they are:
1. All limey noobs must be initiated into the way of the bum boy. Each green teefed limey noob will be greeted by a welcoming party and must participate in the ensuing orgy.
2. If any fat yank happens to wander into the lounge then it is every limeys duty to ridicule him.
3. No flaming between fellow limeys. Save your wrath for the fat yanks.
4. Racism will not be tolerated...unless it is Jimmy the Gent that is being racist. Then it's fine as Jimmy has our permission.
5. No t-totallers, gingers (apart from OptimusWolf and Miksterious) or boring ****s like Detroit Red are allowed in here. If you see one of these despicable members of society browsing the limey lounge then please inform a mod and action will be taken.
6. Any Brit caught regularly using American spelling will be hit with red k.
That is all for now.
Enjoy your stay, we all hate McKay!
OK here they are:
1. All limey noobs must be initiated into the way of the bum boy. Each green teefed limey noob will be greeted by a welcoming party and must participate in the ensuing orgy.
2. If any fat yank happens to wander into the lounge then it is every limeys duty to ridicule him.
3. No flaming between fellow limeys. Save your wrath for the fat yanks.
4. Racism will not be tolerated...unless it is Jimmy the Gent that is being racist. Then it's fine as Jimmy has our permission.
5. No t-totallers, gingers (apart from OptimusWolf and Miksterious) or boring ****s like Detroit Red are allowed in here. If you see one of these despicable members of society browsing the limey lounge then please inform a mod and action will be taken.
6. Any Brit caught regularly using American spelling will be hit with red k.
That is all for now.
Enjoy your stay, we all hate McKay!
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