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  • What powers does god have?

    Ok, God made the universe and people etc, and is described as all powerful.

    So, apart from making stuff, what else can he do ?

    Does he really make lightning and strike people down ?

    Would he be considered a level 5 mutant ? Or even higher ?

    If he was in World of Warcraft, what level would he be ? Could he beat a fully geared 90 Warlock in pvp?

    How would he go in a spell fight with Harry
    Potter ?

    These are the questions that need to be answered by the church.

  • #2
    If God was a Pokemon he would be Charizard.

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    • #3
      Star Power!






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      • #4
        He has the power of flight. That's levitation, holmes.

        He also has the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...with mind bullets.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bojangles1987 View Post
          He has the power of flight. That's levitation, holmes.

          He also has the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...with mind bullets.
          How about the power...to move you?

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          • #6
            BostonGuy and Reed 200000 Mod Power

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            • #7
              She has the power to strike people on the golf course, riding bikes, and split trees with lightning just for chuckles and because she can.


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              • #8
                Absolute love and absolute forgiveness

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bojangles1987 View Post
                  He has the power of flight. That's levitation, holmes.

                  He also has the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...with mind bullets.
                  that's telekinesis son!

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                  • #10
                    Absolute love and absolute forgiveness......except for gays and non-believers

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