1. Your Grandmother has bigger ****!
2. Oops, sorry, sometimes I pass a little gas when I get excited!
3. "Sorry about the name tag, but I'm terrible with names."
4. "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed 10 days ago?"
5. Your (sister, mother, best friend) gets wetter than you.
6. Awwww crap, the condom ripped.... We didn't need it anyway... Ready?
7. "And to think I was really trying to pick up your girl friend!"
8. "Why don't we skip right to the cigarette part?"
9. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked......."
10. On second thought maybe we should turn out the lights!"
11. Does your TV get ESPN?"
12. "Try not to make any noise, my mother is a light sleeper."
13. "I don't care if it is good for my complexion., the answer is NO!"
14."So how long before 'I'm almost there', will you be there?"
15. 'Oooops hold on a sec, my testosterone patch fell off!"
16. "Oh don't worry my Doberman is very friendly and always watches."
17. "my ex could do it a lot longer!"
18. "Wow, you are fantastic, you could do this for a living!"
19. "Gee, it's nice to be in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
20. "You know your sister likes it like this too!”
2. Oops, sorry, sometimes I pass a little gas when I get excited!
3. "Sorry about the name tag, but I'm terrible with names."
4. "Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed 10 days ago?"
5. Your (sister, mother, best friend) gets wetter than you.
6. Awwww crap, the condom ripped.... We didn't need it anyway... Ready?
7. "And to think I was really trying to pick up your girl friend!"
8. "Why don't we skip right to the cigarette part?"
9. Don't worry, everyone looks funny naked......."
10. On second thought maybe we should turn out the lights!"
11. Does your TV get ESPN?"
12. "Try not to make any noise, my mother is a light sleeper."
13. "I don't care if it is good for my complexion., the answer is NO!"
14."So how long before 'I'm almost there', will you be there?"
15. 'Oooops hold on a sec, my testosterone patch fell off!"
16. "Oh don't worry my Doberman is very friendly and always watches."
17. "my ex could do it a lot longer!"
18. "Wow, you are fantastic, you could do this for a living!"
19. "Gee, it's nice to be in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!"
20. "You know your sister likes it like this too!”
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