What's the least painful way to commit suicide?

[Nekeneg]

Ask walter white to cook up some ricin poision for you. Your family and friends wouldnt even have a clue that you committed suicide, so your reputation would still be intact even after you fu(ked yourself up.

[ßringer]

Couldn't have been a quasi-dyke, getting off on your moobs?

I have no moobs. I'm a lanky mother****er, not a fat one.

[-Huey-]

Get a hold of some morphine and anesthesia.

You will need to have all the stuff right there in front of you and ready to go, there is no time to take one and then go get the other ready.

Pop like 3-4 pills in one hit then immediately shoot yourself up with an extreme amount of anesthesia. You'll literally die in your sleep. I know because a friend of mine died in the operating room after she was shot with an excessive amount of anesthesia. She was there for a boob job, and that's all she wrote.

(This may or may not work, I'm not a medical doctor)

[horge]

I have no moobs. I'm a lanky mother****er, not a fat one.

Pics or GTFO, lol...
Hey, at least the Limey Loungers will get fresh wank-material.

[mokmokv2]

How about persisting and enduring whatever suffering you are undergoing right now.

Suicide is a no-no.

How about praying to God and asking Him to alleviate your suffering.