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  • #11
    you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.

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    • #12
      you knew shyt got real when...you start cursing at the driver of the car that just cut you off and when you get to the red light the driver gets out the car and he's 7ft tall and looks like a WWE wrestler and tells you "do something".

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      • #13
        When you buy $200 worth of groceries and your card is declined

        When you're about to buy a fine girl a drink and the ATM says your balance is $.23

        Your cousins want you to watch their 3 kids

        You pee in the pool and it turns a different color to let people know what you did

        When you're the only one in the theater that didn't get the ending of Inception

        When your girl says your dick is little

        When you take back your food order that was wrong

        When you ordered a #1 instead of #4 at McDonalds for your fat girlfriend or wife

        When you flirt with a girl at work and she says that's harassment

        When your pants split at a formal event

        When you forget your lines to a play in front of 200 people

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        • #14
          Originally posted by jose830 View Post
          you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.
          Oh shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: clap:

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          • #15
            when a fart quickly becomes a shard haha

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            • #16
              you know shyt got real when...the IRS sends you a letter.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by jose830 View Post
                you know shyt got real when...you take a pretty girl you just met out dancing and when you get there you realize you didn't put on deodorant.
                Lmao. Or when you only put deodorant on one arm...

                You know shyt got real when you're working and your boss is talking to you...and you suddenly get an email from a girl talking about the sex you recently had... And you get pulled aside later on in the day for a talk about banging your co workers. :|...

                You know shyt got real when you have a girl waiting for you in bed and you have to go "shower" and you sneak off to take a s hit that took longer than expected.

                You know shyt got real when you jokingly (flirting) ask a girl to come over after work to chill....and she says yes....and you had plans.

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by NearHypnos View Post
                  Lmao. Or when you only put deodorant on one arm...
                  that's a serious problem if you put deodorant on one arm pit and forget the other one.

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                  • #19
                    Originally posted by Even Money View Post
                    When you wake up and you have 40 missed calls from a one night stand you only ****ed cuz you were desperate and drunk.
                    40?

                    sketchy

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                    • #20
                      you know shyt got real when...you broke and you have to take money from your kids piggy bank.

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