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[Dale Cardon]

Mas gugustuhin mamatay


Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.

Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?

Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.

Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n?

Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!

[Dale Cardon]

Fat guy logic



Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….

Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

[Dale Cardon]

No friends of mine



Man gets home at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers to the bedroom, falls in and drops off. The caring wife begins to undress him. Taking off his pants she sees that her hubby is wearing a condom.

“What a jerk!” she thinks, bittered. “Just drinking and fooling around wiht buddys isn’t enough anymore, now he’s began f***ing around, too!”

Plotting the revenge, the wife pulls the condom off and tucks it into his arse.

When the morning comes, the wife is already in the kitchen as the husband comes for the morning coffee – looking gloomy.

“Well, darling,” the wife asks, “where were you last night, hanging out with your friends, weren’t you?”

“They ain't my friends anymore, them mudafu***rs are gays” he mutters through his teeth.

[Dale Cardon]

FUNNY THINGS ABOUT LOVE



*pinagseseelos mo siya pero sa tutuo ikaw ang nagseselos

*inaaway mu siya ng walang dahilan para lang lambingin ka

*ur tying to forget someone kahit d mo kaya

*nagmamahal ka ng d niya alam

*seryoso sabay biro

*dedelete mo number nya pero memorize mo naman

*pinipilit mong d mo mahal pero iniisip mo

*ala kang pake pero kung mag alala ka sobra sobra

*pag nasasalubong mo umiiwas ka pero gustong gusto mo naman siyang makita

*HABANG BINABASA MO TO NGUMUTI KA... NAGKATaON LANG BA� O GAWAIN MO TALAGA

HEHEHEHE!!!!!

[Dale Cardon]

sili



nanay: anak bakit naiyak nanaman itong bunsong kapatid mo?

anak: hindi ko po alam nay, kanya na nga po yung hinog akin na po yung hilaw umiyak pa rin... hindi ko na po malaman ang gusto eh.

nanay: ano ba ang kinain nyo?

sili: sili po

[Dale Cardon]

Great lottery


There hangs a big sign at the gas station:

“Whoever takes full tank can take part in the lottery. The prize is free sex.”

Two friends drive at the gas station, take full tank and ask to take part of the lottery.

“The rules are simple,” the gas station guy says. “I think a number from one to ten and you have to guess the number.”

“Seven!” says one man.

“Wrong! I was thinking of two.”

Two weeks later the men are back. One of them tries his luck again, supposing three.

“No luck again. I was thinking of five. Try again next time.”

Two friends drive away.

The one who guessed says to his mate:

“You know what I think? The guy is just a crook.”

“No, he’s not,” argues the other. “My wife won twice last week!”

[Happy_Man]

Hindi pa pala mga miembro sina led, pareng gagamba at radke. Teka at mainvite nga kayo sa grupo.

e pano naman ako? Matagal ko na naririnig yang afterdark mo na yan prof...kala ko biru biruan niyo lang yan...meron ba talaga niyan? curious lang ako hehehe

[JOM'S]

pwede pala sa yo bro!!



hahahahaha.. at least ok yung boobs pre!!

sagwa lang ng pusod..

nakaalis ka na ba ulit pareng joma?

dito uli ako sa tunis bro, hindi pa malaman kung kelan makabalik sa libya...

[JOM'S]

Pareng do)))))))))))))

wooot boso!!

[JOM'S]

Mga tol, punta kayo ng after dark kung gusto nyo ng mg kipay pics netong bebot na to.

reporting for duty prof!!