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A Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter; he's already following you.Last edited by Carpe Diem; 03-01-2011, 06:52 PM.
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Originally posted by P4P305 View PostA Japanese man can eat 17 hotdogs in 45 seconds. Chuck Norris can eat 45 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter; he's already following you.Originally posted by P4P305 View PostThere is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer; he's always in control.Originally posted by Enayze View PostThere is no theory of evolution just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
There was once a street named Chuck Norris. Shortly after it was named, they had to renamed it because the builders found out that if you cross Chuck Norris... You Die.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a truck and one of his sperm cells slipped into the truck's engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.Last edited by Carpe Diem; 03-01-2011, 10:22 PM.
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