when i first saw this thread it reminded me of a story i heard about a guy, his girlfriend, and a dumbbell inserted in the wrong ****ing place
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Originally posted by Timothy Horton View PostShe invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...
My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".
I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.
Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.
Bet you can't jerk that.
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But only women i go to the gym with is my mom. She's the only women that has every serious worked out with in the gym and not just ask a million questions and then just text
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Originally posted by Timothy Horton View PostShe invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...
My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".
I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.
Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.
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edit: Just decided this pic needs its own threadLast edited by Danny Gunz; 11-26-2012, 06:53 PM.
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