Ever been caught masturbating?

[{Pito}]

I have.

My girl has really bad allergies. One night about four years ago, she was hopped up on benadryl (really, on benadryl it means that you're not hopped up, you're sleeping) and I started watching a bit of porn.

Just as things were starting to get good her punk-ass son comes barreling into the room. I don't know for sure if I was caught because it was dark and I covered up BUT DAMN....!!!!!!!!!!!

If its your girl by daughter than close call but if you mean girl as in girlfriend I would just stand up and drag her to me and have her finish me off not hide my dick from my very own woman. That makes no sense man

[T.Horton]

If its your girl by daughter than close call but if you mean girl as in girlfriend I would just stand up and drag her to me and have her finish me off not hide my dick from my very own woman. That makes no sense man

no - her soon walked in. read it again damn it.

C- readin' skills

[ßringer]

Her soon walked in?

[-jose-]

how old was her Soon ?

[DARKSEID]

yeah but only on purpose

[T.Horton]

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but it was my mother... Still live at my parents house, and she burst into my bedroom like a ninja, asked me what I was doing, gave me an ice cream then walked away. I have never been so embarrassed in my life!

my god, this is awesome. not for you but for me, on the outside bwahahahaha

green k sent

[Miburo]

Nope. I've been walked in on while having sex, though.

I trust you were doing pushups on her like Dusk Till Dawn 2?

[T.Horton]

her SON! sorry my keyboard is sticky....must be coke zero up in that ****.

[{Pito}]

no - her soon walked in. read it again damn it.

C- readin' skills

Lol I didn't even read the second paragraph I saw "my girl"....the words caught and masturbation and came to a conclusion lol.

[ßringer]

I trust you were doing pushups on her like Dusk Till Dawn 2?

Not the times I got walked in on, no.