Baby mamma got a man and thought i was gonna take her out to eat

[Larry the boss]

nah bro...she's baby momma...the only thing in common we have is a kid that's it...no reason to be nice or even crack a smile...life is better like that...

so damn true

Meanwhile at the restaurant:



"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAR... where's Larry?"

"I don't know. He got really offended when I invited him out. He mumbled something about dicks or something, I can never really understand what he's saying."

man she can keep that ****.she took me to court in March for child support even tho i have the damn kids all the time..........then you want me to go out with you and you got a man??hell no fuck that bitch

[T.Horton]

we don't lov' dem hoes!

[Barn]

Meanwhile at the restaurant:



"SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAR... where's Larry?"

that party's not slick enough for larry.

[T.Horton]

that party's not slick enough for larry.

why don't you say what you mean, you kilt wearing slut!

not enough colour in that tv.

[Weebler I]

man she can keep that ****.she took me to court in March for child support even tho i have the damn kids all the time..........then you want me to go out with you and you got a man??hell no fuck that bitch

plural? I thought you only had one kid. I don't blame you for not going out with someone who took you to court, but what difference does it make if she has a man or not?

[Larry the boss]

plural? I thought you only had one kid. I don't blame you for not going out with someone who took you to court, but what difference does it make if she has a man or not?

i got 3 kids man...and what do i look like taking someones chick out???thats his job to feed her,hell i aint reapin no benefits from that at all..........if i mess with someone elses chick we going to a hotel and thats it

[Russian Crushin]

Same reason I didnt take my mom to dinner on mothers day

[Larry the boss]

Same reason I didnt take my mom to dinner on mothers day

When you get older and if you have kids with some random chick you will understand you overgrown ass teenager

[Fish_Scotland]

Just the use of the term "Baby mamma" was enough to set me off......

[Barn]

why don't you say what you mean, you kilt wearing slut!

not enough colour in that tv.