Shakira vs Phoebe Cates

[Grand Champ]

I like Phoebe Cates as much as the next guy but if TS insists then I'll take Shakira of his hands as a compromise.

Crazy motherfucker.

Funny jokes by Squeal.

Def agree 100%

[BrushMyCage]

[The Noose]

Shakira dances like a complete spaz.

Il take the young Cates just because Gremlins is the greatest film ever made.

[squealpiggy]

Shakira dances like a complete spaz.

Il take the young Cates just because Gremlins is the greatest film ever made.

That's absurd! Robocop is the best film ever made. Gremlins is second.

[GOAT86]

You obviously have bad taste in women if you think that other ho looks better than Shakira.

And if you think that Cates is fuglier than Shakira then it's time for you to come out of the closet. Just look at Doorian's posted pic. Cates' the epitome of gorgeous.

[TheMexHurricane]

Shakira vs Phoebe Cates. Who'd you pick fo life, bruvas??





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Sorry to say, but if you look twice then Shakira is fugly as Frankenstein's creature, if it weren't for personality,LÖL.

Shakira is cute but her calves are disproportionately large for her upper body(eg Cankles). I like skinny calves.

[Earl-Hickey]

Cates in a landslide

[T.Horton]

there are some dumb, gay, mother-phuckers in this thread. all enthralled by one Cates boob shot from 1985.

gtfoh - Shakira blasts Cates.

[Earl-Hickey]

there are some dumb, gay, mother-phuckers in this thread. all enthralled by one Cates boob shot from 1985.

gtfoh - Shakira blasts Cates.

Lol no

Shakira looks like one of them brazillian trannies

Cates has a look that will never be seen again, she's unique

[Null]

I love brunettes, so Cates. I would destroy that. Shakira is overrated, but she can get it, too, though. I would destroy that, as well.