So you want me to wear the one piece then?
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Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostI've never celebrated that bull**** holiday made to make card and candy companies money.
I don't need a special day to remind me to show my girlfriend that I love her and the girls I normally date never have a problem with it.
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Originally posted by jose830 View Postjose830 Junior turns 4 on Valentines so I've been taking that day off since he was born and we take him to Toys R Us and he picks everything he wants then I take him to this indoor park that he loves spend the whole day there...then at night I have passionate 5 minute sex with my wife
Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostI did you one better and got you a special outfit.
I get that.
I just feel like it's become expected of men to bend over backwards every year to make valentine's day special for their girl and the institution of expectation doesn't gel with me.
Contrary to outward perception I'm actually a fairly loving guy. Romantic, even. I just save my displays of affection for times when it is truly random and not expected of me.
I liked the last paragraph by you Surprises are win!
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Originally posted by jose830 View Postif I ever hit the lotto the first thing I'm gonna do is take you to Disney World because I know deep inside all that anger there's a cute smile
I won't be going on no coasters, though. Those things ****ing terrify me : I went to 'Carowinds' with an ex and her family one year and it was my first and last time riding roller coasters.
1.) I'm too tall for the seating and ended up with bruises all over my knees and calves due to constantly slamming them into the seats infront of me on turns.
2.) I'm terrified of heights and I mostly just closed my eyes like a b*tch the entire time.
You should've seen the mid-ride photographs the park took of me that they offer you to buy afterwards. Absolutely pathetic. Thankfully nobody bought them or else my e-cred would be in the ****ing toilet right about now.
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Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostI have the capacity to be a very jovial guy, Jose. You just have to get past the many layers of jaded cynicism first.
I won't be going on no coasters, though. Those things ****ing terrify me : I went to 'Carowinds' with an ex and her family one year and it was my first and last time riding roller coasters.
1.) I'm too tall for the seating and ended up with bruises all over my knees and calves due to constantly slamming them into the seats infront of me on turns.
2.) I'm terrified of heights and I mostly just closed my eyes like a b*tch the entire time.
You should've seen the mid-ride photographs the park took of me that they offer you to buy afterwards. Absolutely pathetic. Thankfully nobody bought them or else my e-cred would be in the ****ing toilet right about now.
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Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostI have the capacity to be a very jovial guy, Jose. You just have to get past the many layers of jaded cynicism first.
I won't be going on no coasters, though. Those things ****ing terrify me : I went to 'Carowinds' with an ex and her family one year and it was my first and last time riding roller coasters.
1.) I'm too tall for the seating and ended up with bruises all over my knees and calves due to constantly slamming them into the seats infront of me on turns.
2.) I'm terrified of heights and I mostly just closed my eyes like a b*tch the entire time.
You should've seen the mid-ride photographs the park took of me that they offer you to buy afterwards. Absolutely pathetic. Thankfully nobody bought them or else my e-cred would be in the ****ing toilet right about now.
i knew it. nothing could be worse than bonking your head on one of those things.
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Originally posted by The_Bringer View PostI have the capacity to be a very jovial guy, Jose. You just have to get past the many layers of jaded cynicism first.
I won't be going on no coasters, though. Those things ****ing terrify me : I went to 'Carowinds' with an ex and her family one year and it was my first and last time riding roller coasters.
1.) I'm too tall for the seating and ended up with bruises all over my knees and calves due to constantly slamming them into the seats infront of me on turns.
2.) I'm terrified of heights and I mostly just closed my eyes like a b*tch the entire time.
You should've seen the mid-ride photographs the park took of me that they offer you to buy afterwards. Absolutely pathetic. Thankfully nobody bought them or else my e-cred would be in the ****ing toilet right about now.
you sound like the guy who only sits in the front of the scariest coaster with no seatbelt on and stands up thru the whole ride like this lol!
anyways I'm still taking you
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