They are rubbish, their songs are rubbish, their members are rubbish and their fans are rubbish. Here is a picture of the soap dodging ****s:
You'll notice by looking at them that they have adopted a "style" if you'll excuse the expression, specifically designed so that hippies say "That band Tool are a set of scruffy bastards..".
They also have really predictable trustafarian "we hate bush, we like weed, fuck da police unless they are protecting our nice ten bedroom homes from the darkies" politics as well.
In short, fuck you Tool. Fuck you all. But not literally because you smell of wet dog.
You'll notice by looking at them that they have adopted a "style" if you'll excuse the expression, specifically designed so that hippies say "That band Tool are a set of scruffy bastards..".
They also have really predictable trustafarian "we hate bush, we like weed, fuck da police unless they are protecting our nice ten bedroom homes from the darkies" politics as well.
In short, fuck you Tool. Fuck you all. But not literally because you smell of wet dog.
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