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  • [LMAO!] Woman high on drink and drugs shouted ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’ as she stole passenger ferry

    Reckless Alison Whelan, 51, was on a two-day bender when she climbed onto the moored 100-seater Dart Princess in Dartmouth, Devon.



    Whelan was so drunk on Lambrini she dialled 999 and officers raced to the scene - but she then unmoored the 45ft vessel and started drifting away.She was heard shouting "I’m Jack Sparrow" - the character played by Johnny Depp in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean - and "I’m A Pirate" as she made her escape on the double-decker ferry.But the boat then began hitting other vessels "like a pinball machine" - including a £70,000 luxury catamaran, Torquay Magistrates Court in Devon heard.

    The boat finally came to rest an hour later, a mile upstream where lifeboats arrived to tow Whelan and her accomplice back to the harbour.When arrested she claimed that she "would have ended up in St Tropez" if she hadn’t been caught.More than 30 ambulance, police, coastguard and RNLI officers were drafted in during the incident, the court heard.Whelan, of Paignton, Devon, pleaded guilty to aggravated vehicle taking and was jailed for 122 days.

    Read more:*http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz2732k18Dq

  • #2
    she looks like captain Jack Sparrow..

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    • #3
      Originally posted by jose830 View Post
      she looks like captain Jack Sparrow..
      Lol I think she looks more like a shaved version of Blackbeard.

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      • #4
        This one seriously made me laugh, perfect relating of the details by the writer

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        • #5
          she looks more like captain hook. lol

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Miburo View Post
            This one seriously made me laugh, perfect relating of the details by the writer
            Yeah cracked me up, gave me a hilarious mental image, had to share it.

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