You know shyt got real when...

[New England]

When you've ran outa clean underwear, so you grab a pair of your woman's panties and put em on....

i call this post "confident."

[Cutthroat]

When you send a sexual text to the wrong person fuuuuck.

When you're tired and shyt faced drunk at some party thats like 10+ miles from your house and you realize you still gotta drive home.

When you're drunk as hell and you've got work in 3 hours.

When they drug you at work and you know you ain't gonna pass that shyt.

[Verstyle]

You know shyt got real when...
the person you just saw in the Burger King bathroom didn't wash his hands when he finished shaking his junk then when you go order your food you see him making your Whoper

That's how you get a free meal with a freshly made Whooper.

[Verstyle]

When your girl wanna fu(k but you did just did a quickie before she got home.

When your little brother got a better phone than you

When the stripper you paid $20 to for a lap dance and she got stank booty but you only 23 seconds into the 4 minute song.

When you got a hard on in your tight church pants and the preacher announces you to come to the front.

When you at a charity event and they announce how much everyone put in and they get to you and announce $2.12

When you sparring for the first time and your girl there and you get beat down like you in CIA interrogation room

When the girl you met online is a lot bigger than her pics say

You about to get a hotel to do this hot chick you just met but your card is declined because of all the drinks you spent trying to get her drunk

[BostonGuy]

What color were they BG?

It's just a hypothetical "**** just got real" anecdote....


Pink silk...

i call this post "confident."

I call it "real life" dawg.


You know **** just got real, when you realize while you been spankin' it for the last hour, the shades to your bedroom window were all the way up exposing your perverted deeds to the heavily populated neighborhood looking in...

[BostonGuy]

When you're in your own little corner of the gym, no one around, doing your own thing and you pass some rancid gas. A fine lookin female stumbles into your 'corner' only to smell the rank odor and then depart in disgust...

****,....just got real.

[PAC-BOY]

When you send a sexual text to the wrong person fuuuuck.

When you're tired and shyt faced drunk at some party thats like 10+ miles from your house and you realize you still gotta drive home.

When you're drunk as hell and you've got work in 3 hours.

When they drug you at work and you know you ain't gonna pass that shyt.

And the person is a dude you know!

thats sucks bad!!

Got real!

[Verstyle]

You fingering a girl in the wrong hole on accident

Your boss shorted you on your check

When you're at least 4 hours late to work

When you got hit to the body so hard that it feels like you gotta take a shyt

The girl you messing with says she's late

[-jose-]

you know shyt got real when...

Puerto Rico eliminates Japan 3/1 and moves on to the WBC Championship! for the first time ever

[Verstyle]

you know shyt got real when...

Puerto Rico eliminates Japan 3/1 and moves on to the WBC Championship! for the first time ever

Fat girls in denial admit to you that they're fat.