Are you religious and do you believe in God?

[Bubba Chunday]

Funny thing is, everyone who doesn't believe in god suddenly changes tune when their life is in danger.

Go watch all those near death experience videos. At first they don't believe in god and just do their own thing. Then they suddenly have their life at risk and then say "I started to pray".

Funny how they change tunes when they about to die.

Its called delusional desperation.

People who are about to die are either incredibly sick, which would mean their body and brains are not functioning properly, they hallucinate, are delirious, speak gibberish etc
Or if their lives are in danger, i.e. on a plane about to crash, they will try anything out of desperation, including praying. But its more of a last resort.

They dont become true believers.

If u lived in a society where many people believed sucking ur own dick gave u eternal life, those people on a burning plane would all be breaking their backs trying to self-blow.

[*God*]

So it's not that bad.

Well, to me it is. Perhaps when it's your time to visit I'll have them folks down there adjust it accordingly.

This is fun. Would you like to have someone e-smited?

[Carpe Diem]

Well, to me it is. Perhaps when it's your time to visit I'll have them folks down there adjust it accordingly.

This is fun. Would you like to have someone e-smited?

I don't deserved to go there. I'm a not a murderer, rapist, Child Molester, ect. All i ever do is try to make people around me happy and do what i think is right. Since i'm going there, will i get a chance to have sex with Madonna?

[TheAuthority]

its true, before i believed in god i have been in some sticky situations and i always called for god 1st in those situations even when i didnt believe in him yet.

Oh ... ok ... you've convinced me ...

[squealpiggy]

Funny thing is, everyone who doesn't believe in god suddenly changes tune when their life is in danger.

I remembered when I was in danger and I prayed to god. Nothing happened so I got up and ran. God 0 - 1 Nike.