My fortune cookie didn't have a fortune...

[Infamous]

Am I f.ucked?

[Willy Wanker]

Happened to me too, on Monday. I've lasted three days so far.

If you don't see me post in awhile, that means that misfortune cookie wasn't ****ing around.

[Amazinger]

Am I f.ucked?

Not quite............

You should sue that Chinese restaurant for 5 figure for having a mental anguish.
(thinking that you are ****ed) ...

[Infamous]

Happened to me too, on Monday. I've lasted three days so far.

If you don't see me post in awhile, that means that misfortune cookie wasn't ****ing around.

It feels like the ring man... We got 7 days to live... Peace be upon you my brother...

[Infamous]

Not quite............

You should sue that Chinese restaurant for 5 figure for having a mental anguish.
(thinking that you are ****ed) ...

Real s.hit man... You've given me hope... You're a wise man!