When did you realise you were bigger than average?

[Willy Wanker]

i get many complements on my penis size, but only because that's what i pay to hear.

i realized my dick was small when this chick rubbed my crotch, ready to give me a handjob.

she told me she couldn't wait to get me hard while she was gently grabbing my crotch.

the sad thing was i already was hard.









then i busted a nut about 18.573 seconds later in my pants.

[The Noose]

i get many complements on my penis size, but only because that's what i pay to hear.

i realized my dick was small when this chick rubbed my crotch, ready to give me a handjob.

she told me she couldn't wait to get me hard while she was gently grabbing my crotch.

the sad thing was i already was hard.









then i busted a nut about 18.573 seconds later in my pants.

[DARKSEID]

Hookers dont lie.

Yup, apparently i'm the best lay in the world

[SirTomJones]

when more than 1 girl asked me to stop or hurry up after doing it for too long because they were getting sore and I was pushing too much air into their *******

She probably was asking you to hurry up because she regretted the moment your mushroom top got inserted inside her.

[Taaj Manzoor]

Sorry small guys:

Defining 'average' as the length of a £20 note, which is 5.8 inches (14.9 cm), the researchers asked women if they were more likely to orgasm *******ly with a longer-than-average or shorter-than-average penis.

Supporting the hypothesis that size matters, Brody and his colleagues found the women who reported the highest number of ******* orgasms in the past month were most likely to say that longer was better.

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[DARKSEID]

She probably was asking you to hurry up because she regretted the moment your mushroom top got inserted inside her.

Sex starts in a girls mind bro. I've never heard of that scenario in my life.

The only way that could happen is if a girl suddenly finds out you're too big and she can't take i-....

oh wait maybe you're right.

[Barry Halls]

I'm white. We all have the same size. Medium.

[SirTomJones]

Sex starts in a girls mind bro. I've never heard of that scenario in my life.

The only way that could happen is if a girl suddenly finds out you're too big and she can't take i-....

oh wait maybe you're right.

Are you a pinoy?

[HughJass]

Did you have this problem when you was young ?

i literally choked on my coffee jose "no i didn't choke on one of them dicks" its been a long time since i seen this movie

[CHOWWOKKA]