to my italian american friends...

[BOLLOCKS]

Fuck Columbus, he was a stupid wanker.

[vanilamilkshake]

Fuck Columbus, he was a stupid wanker.

So ive heard. But a day off and a parade is still a day off and a parade

[Jim Jeffries]

Enjoy it while it lasts. There's a pretty large movement to do away with it.

[Iceta]

I've got the day off today. Oh, how that day off could be if I could spend it with Vanilla.

[Sir Tom Jones]

cos its columbus day. national holiday. celebrating christopher columbus and all.

actually, all americans are celebrating, but we're the ones who have the parade.

do native americans celebrate it?

[BOLLOCKS]

do native americans celebrate it?

[D-MiZe]

do native americans celebrate it?

What, celebrate getting wiped out?

[Sir Tom Jones]

What, celebrate getting wiped out?