This Dollar Bill Has Been In My Butt!!

[Sin City]

So lately I have been writing "This dollar bill has been in my butt!" on a lot of one dollar and five dollar bills. They haven't really been in my butt but I thought it would be funny if someone received the bill and read the words on it from a cashier or something. Don't ask.. I thought of this while drunk. Anyway, I've always wanted to know what someone reaction would be and today I am talking to my friend and what are the odds but he got one! I'm guessing it's because he lives close by and we go to the same shopping center. He was like "OO man the sickest **** ever!! I just got a dollar bill that says it's been in somebody's butt!"
"Has it?"
"I don't ****en know dude, but that's what it says!"
So I am over hear dying of laughter and ask him what he did with it..
"I threw it away!"
"O, what?? You did? Well guess what... I'm the one who has been writing these messages on them!"
"O, what the ****? Dude, you owe me a dollar!"
"Nope, that's your dumb ass fault for throwing it away!"

I'll give him a dollar as soon as I get him to ***** a little bit more about it.
I would have gave it back to the cashier... He probably didn't see it till he was somewhere else though. Anyway, I dunno why.. but for some reason I just found that **** hilarious!

[neils7147933]

What you're doing is illegal (smilie)

[Mech.]

What you're doing is illegal (smilie)

Putting things in his butt? (wink smilie)

[Naps]

So lately I have been writing "This dollar bill has been in my butt!" on a lot of one dollar and five dollar bills. They haven't really been in my butt but I thought it would be funny if someone received the bill and read the words on it from a cashier or something. Don't ask.. I thought of this while drunk. Anyway, I've always wanted to know what someone reaction would be and today I am talking to my friend and what are the odds but he got one! I'm guessing it's because he lives close by and we go to the same shopping center. He was like "OO man the sickest **** ever!! I just got a dollar bill that says it's been in somebody's butt!"
"Has it?"
"I don't ****en know dude, but that's what it says!"
So I am over hear dying of laughter and ask him what he did with it..
"I threw it away!"
"O, what?? You did? Well guess what... I'm the one who has been writing these messages on them!"
"O, what the ****? Dude, you owe me a dollar!"
"Nope, that's your dumb ass fault for throwing it away!"

I'll give him a dollar as soon as I get him to ***** a little bit more about it.
I would have gave it back to the cashier... He probably didn't see it till he was somewhere else though. Anyway, I dunno why.. but for some reason I just found that **** hilarious!

That's sad andgeeky. However, I'll be doing it now cos it's funny as fook. So if you live in Manchester and get one, you can thank me

[MELLY-MEL...]

that **** is common practice in prison! so don't think that you have not had a bill or 2 that was in fact up some convicts ass! real talk!

[Left Hook Tua]

don't lie , sin.

you know it was a roll of silver dollar coins not bills.

[!! AI-Holmes!!]

Golf legend Lee Trevino once told the story that one day he was returning to his hotel and a lady approached him in the Hotel's lobby and ask him if she could take a picture with him as she was such a huge fan of his, she also asked for an autograph, having nothing for the autograph to be signed on, she pulled a five dollar bill and Trevino autographed it.
Later that night, Trevino went to the Hotel's bar to have a before dinner drink, paid for his drink with a 20 dollar bill, got his change, and on his change was the autographed 5 dollar bill.

True story..

[-Antonio-]

Golf legend Lee Trevino once told the story that one day he was returning to his hotel and a lady approached him in the Hotel's lobby and ask him if she could take a picture with him as she was such a huge fan of his, she also asked for an autograph, having nothing for the autograph to be signed on, she pulled a five dollar bill and Trevino autographed it.
Later that night, Trevino went to the Hotel's bar to have a before dinner drink, paid for his drink with a 20 dollar bill, got his change, and on his change was the autographed 5 dollar bill.

True story..

What good is an autograph when you have an actual picture anyway? Maybe she realized that.

[Alexis Vastine]

That's sad andgeeky. However, I'll be doing it now cos it's funny as fook. So if you live in Manchester and get one, you can thank me

The smallest English note is £5, so what you going to do write on pound coins or go get Scottish notes? Jackass.

[Sin City]

that **** is common practice in prison! so don't think that you have not had a bill or 2 that was in fact up some convicts ass! real talk!

That's pretty effin growse!