I was using the urinals at my gym i usually dont use them but since some ******s decided to crap all over the seats and floor of the stalls i was forced to use them Main reason is because im a really nervous pisser and i like the comfort of my own closed off space
So i was happily peeing away when some guy came up and started to use the urinal next to me. At this time my piss flow completely stopped and i was trying ever so hard to get it back, trying to fill my head with happy thoughts. The guy turned to look at me for a second and i panicked, my face started to turn red and i began to sweat. I dont know wut came over me at that second but i turned to him - i looked at his face, then down at his penis...and then back at his face and then stupidly blurted out, "hey man, nice ****"
Being nervous makes you do stupid things, the guy gave me a weird and disgusted look and walked away I had to cover my face as i walked out of my gym so the guy wouldnt notice me
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
A poster on here who will remain nameless just pmed me this
What would you guys do is his situation?
Quit the gym?
Say sorry to the guy?
Bang him out next time you see him to prove your non gayness?
Commit Suicide?
Flee to El Salvador (no internet there and no one can read)
So i was happily peeing away when some guy came up and started to use the urinal next to me. At this time my piss flow completely stopped and i was trying ever so hard to get it back, trying to fill my head with happy thoughts. The guy turned to look at me for a second and i panicked, my face started to turn red and i began to sweat. I dont know wut came over me at that second but i turned to him - i looked at his face, then down at his penis...and then back at his face and then stupidly blurted out, "hey man, nice ****"
Being nervous makes you do stupid things, the guy gave me a weird and disgusted look and walked away I had to cover my face as i walked out of my gym so the guy wouldnt notice me
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
A poster on here who will remain nameless just pmed me this
What would you guys do is his situation?
Quit the gym?
Say sorry to the guy?
Bang him out next time you see him to prove your non gayness?
Commit Suicide?
Flee to El Salvador (no internet there and no one can read)
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