5. Scarlett Johansson
A blandly predictable choice, for which I apologise, Scarlett was last seen in the media when her arse starred in The Avengers.
I wasn't taken with Scarlett at first, it took me a while to see what all the fuss was about. Now I have, I'm well on board the bandwagon. It helps that I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy who believes in paying my way around women. That way, if I took out Scarlett or other top ten favourite Natalie Portman on a date, I wouldn't feel bad about having to pay for dinner.
That's right, I just did a Jew gag.
A blandly predictable choice, for which I apologise, Scarlett was last seen in the media when her arse starred in The Avengers.
I wasn't taken with Scarlett at first, it took me a while to see what all the fuss was about. Now I have, I'm well on board the bandwagon. It helps that I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy who believes in paying my way around women. That way, if I took out Scarlett or other top ten favourite Natalie Portman on a date, I wouldn't feel bad about having to pay for dinner.
That's right, I just did a Jew gag.
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