I have a confession to make....

[BOLLOCKS]

One side of me says, I'd like to talk to her, date her. The other side of me says, I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

[Jack3d]

One side of me says, I'd like to talk to her, date her. The other side of me says, I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?

I see what you did there, Mr Bateman.

[BOLLOCKS]

Bateman would hit it and decapitate it.

[BOLLOCKS]

Quit being such a dork, join forces with me.

Make sure to bring plenty of chloroform.

[John Barron]

lol wut?

it looks like a monkey's ass.

[Jack3d]

it looks like a monkey's ass.

[Jack3d]

[Jack3d]

[Jack3d]

I want this woman to have my babies. Ice Cold, Secksy, Brooding babies.

I want to marry her and I'd never cheat on her.

I never think about cheating on her. I'd never dream about cheating on her.

I'd never dream about thinking about cheating on her.

Good Lord, I've never been so in love before....

When I finally meet her. Ugh, I'm gonna go HAM!!!

[Jack3d]