Limey Lounge Cricket Thread

[NakiFan]

Ill tell you why I hate em so much, it's because in the weeks leading up to us playing say..... australia, we are clearly the underdogs, yet the british media start slagging off the aussies, putting them down laughably, and claiming that petersen and flintoff are the G.O.A.T, then you get some bum like owais shah writing in the mirror that england are gonna do it man, then everyone watches, there is huge hype, and they lose by an innings and 100 runs.

and we are a LAUGHING STOCK yet again because we NEVER learn to be humble

[Jambo boy]

Ill tell you why I hate em so much, it's because in the weeks leading up to us playing say..... australia, we are clearly the underdogs, yet the british media start slagging off the aussies, putting them down laughably, and claiming that petersen and flintoff are the G.O.A.T, then you get some bum like owais shah writing in the mirror that england are gonna do it man, then everyone watches, there is huge hype, and they lose by an innings and 100 runs.

and we are a LAUGHING STOCK yet again because we NEVER learn to be humble

So we should go into it thinking that we will lose?

[NakiFan]

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No we should go into it saying "yeah we realise we are underdogs, but we have learned from 100 years of being arrogant and getting disgraced, so we are going to cut the trash talking and just try our best" then people wouldnt laugh so hard when they get creamed

[Jambo boy]

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No we should go into it saying "yeah we realise we are underdogs, but we have learned from 100 years of being arrogant and getting disgraced, so we are going to cut the trash talking and just try our best" then people wouldnt laugh so hard when they get creamed

The brit press will never do that.
It won't sell papers.

[Jambo boy]

Where's siablo gone? He's been quiet so far in this test match.

I wonder why?

[NakiFan]

Onion lol.

ONION

[Jambo boy]

Get in there boys. We absolutely flogged 'em.

Chanderpaul? Chander-who? LAMO lololol

[Patty Tanager]

Lol-pwned.

[Jambo boy]

Lol-pwned.

Graham Swann is a ****ing limey legend.

[Patty Tanager]

England to beat the Aussies 5-0 FACT!!!.