When you can't get a high score in front of your girlfriend or wife on the punching bag arcade.
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This thread's got me cracking up.
You know **** got real when:
1) You **** your brains out at your girlfriend's house, only to have her mom enter the bathroom after you in five minute's time.
2) You have all of your credit cards denied when checking into a hotel.
3) You get an old computer from a relative and find that the wallpaper depicts a massive orgy.
4) You can relate to many of the posts in Versy's you know **** got real when... thread.
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Nothing worse than the feeling you have when you bust a full nut in a girl, with a broken condom.
It's happened a few times.
That's why I gotta use large condoms. The smaller ones break too easily.
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30+ miles to next gas station and you're driving through a cornfields on empty.
you walk into an Apple store
you're at the top of a violent wave during low tide
there's a cop car parked in the middle of your street, in front of your residence, when you get home
some girl who you're messing with stops for a second, tells you to say her name, and you draw a complete blank
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Originally posted by Cardinal Buck View Post30+ miles to next gas station and you're driving through a cornfields on empty.
you walk into an Apple store
you're at the top of a violent wave during low tide
there's a cop car parked in the middle of your street, in front of your residence, when you get home
some girl who you're messing with stops for a second, tells you to say her name, and you draw a complete blank
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