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  • [HOLY S**T!] Just got propositioned

    Tonight after the Mrs was in bed I ran up to the store. When I came out there was an attractive women standing there and she asked "how are doing?" I said fine how are you doing, and she just said "drunk". She kept walking beside me and asked if I had any money because she was hungry. I don't carry cash so I told her sorry. She looked at me and said I'll work for it. lol... Took me a total of one second to realize she wasn't talking about mowing my lawn or doing my taxes.

    I got to my car and gave here a bunch of change out of my ash tray to be nice. She asked me for a ride and I told her I was married. She said ok and dropped it completely. As she walked away I noticed her skirt was split all the way up and her butt was hanging out. lol I am only mentioning here because now that I'm home I realize there is no one here I want to tell about it.

    You single guys might have jumped at this.

  • #2
    "you single guys might have jumped at this"

    banging a hooker for cheeseburger money?

    pass. lol

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    • #3
      I realize some of you might live where this happens alot but where I live it doesn't, my kids school was less than a block away.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TBear View Post
        Tonight after the Mrs was in bed I ran up to the store. When I came out there was an attractive women standing there and she asked "how are doing?" I said fine how are you doing, and she just said "drunk". She kept walking beside me and asked if I had any money because she was hungry. I don't carry cash so I told her sorry. She looked at me and said I'll work for it. lol... Took me a total of one second to realize she wasn't talking about mowing my lawn or doing my taxes.

        I got to my car and gave here a bunch of change out of my ash tray to be nice. She asked me for a ride and I told her I was married. She said ok and dropped it completely. As she walked away I noticed her skirt was split all the way up and her butt was hanging out. lol I am only mentioning here because now that I'm home I realize there is no one here I want to tell about it.

        You single guys might have jumped at this.

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        • #5
          where the heck do you live Tbear?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tim Horton View Post
            "you single guys might have jumped at this"

            banging a hooker for cheeseburger money?

            pass. lol
            Come on be honest!


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            • #7
              Originally posted by Body Movin' View Post


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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tim Horton View Post
                where the heck do you live Tbear?
                In the suburbs outside Phoenix.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TBear View Post
                  Tonight after the Mrs was in bed I ran up to the store. When I came out there was an attractive women standing there and she asked "how are doing?" I said fine how are you doing, and she just said "drunk". She kept walking beside me and asked if I had any money because she was hungry. I don't carry cash so I told her sorry. She looked at me and said I'll work for it. lol... Took me a total of one second to realize she wasn't talking about mowing my lawn or doing my taxes.

                  I got to my car and gave here a bunch of change out of my ash tray to be nice. She asked me for a ride and I told her I was married. She said ok and dropped it completely. As she walked away I noticed her skirt was split all the way up and her butt was hanging out. lol I am only mentioning here because now that I'm home I realize there is no one here I want to tell about it.

                  You single guys might have jumped at this.
                  That happened to me once before but in a different setting and the girl was young and beautiful, I just told her that I can't get it up anymore. I just gave her a ride to a place about 1 kilometers away and got her number then texted it immediately it to a horny friend.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kadyo View Post
                    That happened to me once before but in a different setting and the girl was young and beautiful, I just told her that I can't get it up anymore. I just gave her a ride to a place about 1 kilometers away and got her number then texted it immediately it to a horny friend.
                    lol I haven't been propositioned in years, which is also the last time I picked up a woman hitchhiker.
                    Last edited by TBear; 03-15-2013, 06:25 AM.

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