You tha biggest draw at school. Suddenly one of your fellow students asks you to stick your tail into her. What you do ftw?
A) You say you don't have a 'tail' and leave the scenery immediately.
B) You pull her azz shtraight to tha bafroom and bone tha dirrt outta her vag.
C) You aks for her phone-number and call her later for a date.
D) You call tha cops cause you feel sexually offended.
Wudda ya do, stallions of BS?