Team Grade: F
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Fantasy Football Hall of Fame
Total Points: 94,217,720,475,203,440.00
Holiday Tips from Left Hook Tua
The best time to do a drive by or walk up is during Fourth of July. People are less likely to report a shooting because they automatically assume it's fireworks.
The best time to commit a home invasion robbery is Halloween. Everyone is use to opening the door for anyone plus you can wear a mask to cover your face the whole time.
The best time to vandalize a person's car or house or do something else bad to a person you dislike is around Christmas. Christmas is generally a fun time for people so it'll hurt the most plus if it's not a fun time for that person you dislike , Christmas is also the most depressing time for some people and it could drive them to commit suicide. Also the damages you do to their property will be extra costly because it'll either cut into their shopping budget or they just finished their shopping and have less money.
Happy Holidays Everyone.