FAMOUS LAST WORDS
I have a friend who has a Filipina wife who stands 5'2, weighs 108 lbs, while he, himself, stands 6'4, a good 250 lbs and has a black belt in karate.
One evening, over drinks, he boasted to many of us that, "In my house, I always have the last word. Whatever my wife says, I have the last word. Always!"
Everyone kept his peace and just looked at him.
My huge friend's face then broke in a wide grin as he whispered, "I always say, 'Yes, my dear!'