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Old 06-23-2006, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Holmes
Here's an oldie.

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.


The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink....

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay.
i'm a mixed drink kinda gal, so this seems pretty accurate to me
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