60/40 I KICK YO ASS
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sochi 2014
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Originally Posted by TBear
Tonight after the Mrs was in bed I ran up to the store. When I came out there was an attractive women standing there and she asked "how are doing?" I said fine how are you doing, and she just said "drunk". She kept walking beside me and asked if I had any money because she was hungry. I don't carry cash so I told her sorry. She looked at me and said I'll work for it. lol... Took me a total of one second to realize she wasn't talking about mowing my lawn or doing my taxes.
I got to my car and gave here a bunch of change out of my ash tray to be nice. She asked me for a ride and I told her I was married. She said ok and dropped it completely. As she walked away I noticed her skirt was split all the way up and her butt was hanging out. lol I am only mentioning here because now that I'm home I realize there is no one here I want to tell about it.
You single guys might have jumped at this.
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