this sh1t reminds me of the stories an ex gf of my friend would used to tell me about her classmates at univeristy...she was studying biopharmaceutical sciences and 90% of her classmates were nerds she'd call her minions
she called them that because she could get them to do anything for her: get her lunch, do her assignments, you name it
she wasn't even that attractive though and never did anything for them in return