Originally Posted by Ashy Larryx
you are a sick dumb,sprung whipped mafucka,that is so damn disrespectful and nasty..she wants to sh1t in your damn mouth and you agreed??the hell is wrong with you??do you have any damn respect for yourself??jesus fucking christ son,you are going to let her take a stinking sh1t in your damn mouth???i can never respect any damn thing you ever post again
When my girlfriend doesn’t feel like cooking dinner, which recently has been practically every night, I stop off at McDonald’s and buy four Big Macs. Two are for dinner, and the other two help give us sexual pleasure. After eating, we take the Big Macs into our bedroom, undress, and get into bed. My girlfriend takes one Big Mac and spreads the special sauce on my ****. Then she takes the all-beef patties, forms a tube around my dick with them, and proceeds to jerk me off. I just can’t describe how great my orgasms are because of the unique texture of the patties. While she’s doing this, I grab the other Big Mac. I make a simple dildo out of a patty and jerk her off with it, using the sauce as lubricant. Lately, she hasn’t needed the lube, because she comes just *looking* at a Big Mac. After we’re both finished, we lick each other clean. I wonder if any other people enjoy this type of sex. If not, I would seriously recommend it to everyone.