Why is Mayweather like Santa Claus?
He only shows up once a year, and, despite your expectations, he normally arrives with a sack of crap.
I dunno how Maiiiiii-ites can get so behind this guy, when he seems to exist in a boxing vacuum.
Don't get me wrong, I give him credit for winning all the fights he isn't even involved in, like a good Maiiii-ite should, but one fight per year, usually against someone coming off a loss? In 2011 the only person he fought was Victor "I'm a boxer, I'm not supposed to be getting hit by punches" Ortiz. Who gives a ****, right?
I like to give the Pingers some grief - and God knows they've been silenced lately - but at least the guy actually shows up once in a while, and usually against better comp.