Then for good measure I'll stab her to death, then cut off all her fingers so her corpse can't be identified. Then I'll eat her fingers, and pay a visit to Stephen Hawking. While that crippled cunt is using his speak and spell to tell us about quantum mechanics I'll give him some dark matter of my own.... shitting out those severed fingers into his gaping maw.
Then I'll go "Sorry, Stephen... it was this rancid cunt hawk on a dating website. She said she wanted a good sense of humour but the fucking whore didn't specify."
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