Was supposed to turn pro last week...
...but my opponent missed weight by an entire 5lbs. I'm pretty pissed about the whole thing as he was the one who apparently spent years telling everyone that he was going to turn pro and be a top boxer just like Tyson.
A few weeks back I was moving out of my house in San Antonio and this removal man kept shadow boxing instead of actually moving anything, at one point he missed with a wild right hook and his fat ass knocked into my bookcase. I tried complaining about it but all he said was "oh, so that's what a book is" and challenged me to fight him in a pro boxing match.
I was mostly doing the fight to get the cash to repair the bookcase, I think I heard that he was going to use the money to fly to Belgium and meet a woman online as that's the only way he can get laid, but I forget the exact details.
Anyone have any experience of anything like this? I was thinking of trying to re-schedule the fight but is there any point if the guy is just going to show up with love handles, flip everyone off and say "yeah I'm just like Floyd and Broner, bitches" again?