Originally Posted by led*
I hate to hear the expression "awesome," a statement that begins with "basically," and when people calls me "dude."
i met this awesome dude who had swag. basically he was addicted to cunt!
one day he invited me over to get, as he so eloquently put it 'lets go down to the pawn shop, trade in that bling so we can get some liquor and kush....and a couple of whoppers so we get crunked up at my crib.
whilst drinking and smoking rather heavily the phone rang. i picked it up but nobody was there. whatever. Meh, it was probly the wrong number.
in the background, before i hung up I could here Gangstarr playing in the background 'bounce ***** bounce. My rhymes a cargo and yours is just a quarter ounce'. i will say this, if somebody calls and hangs up again ima phuck them right up. ellerbe style.
I felt myself getting agitated so i took another hit of pot to relax my brain.
YOLO - you only live once. Lets get down to the city and score some clothes blow, and hoes.
my new friend got pissed and said, 'you coloureds are always trying to take advantage of my niceness.'