Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Meet me at Vito's with Noodles
Total Points: 2,658,043,267,980,491,875,155,968.00
Originally Posted by [ DUBBZZ ]
This year, Hollister takes the prize. I never been in this store because it ain't my style.
Smell: I would always pass this store and out of habit, I plug my nose because of the overwhelming stench of $15 cologne.
Sound: Volume is cranked up to "11" bumping techno remixes of sh*tty pop music.
Sight: Being greeted by a half naked dude who looks like he spends all day at the gym (half of that time is spent flexing in front of the mirror) is not my idea of an ideal shopping experience.
Lighting: Should have brought my Maglight because for some reason, its dark as f*ck in there. Maybe thats why no one came to help me: they couldn't f*cking see me!
Customer service: The staff looks like a Nazi youth rally. Blonde hair blue eyed No brothas, Asians, Mexicans. Either they don't hire minorities or they put them in the back to work stock. They all lookin' at me with that "like, oh my god becky, what is he doing in here" look.
I asked for my gift card and gtfo there! The cashier didn't say one word to me. She grabbed my card, swiped it, and handed me the gift card.
F*ck this place!
you couldn't of described it any better than that.