Sexual attraction of girls vs. bad spelling?
So I was talking to this girl at work today by pm. And this girl... I love the bitch. I tell you how much I fancy her, shall I? I'd love to cut her head off and use it as a Pez dispenser, that's how much. I'd go around with it on a stick and use her severed head to give me fellatio whenever I wanted it... but I'd never make her give it to anyone else. I'd drown in a sea of her purest vag juice, before brain fucking her into pure retardation, my glistening bell destroying her hypothalamus until she has the mental age of a three-year-old, using my classy chat up line "what's on your mind? Oh yeah, that's right.. it's my cock.". That's love.
Last edited by !! Anorak; 12-10-2012 at 03:31 PM..