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JFK was assassinated by Elvis and Tupac after being paid a handsome fee by the Reptilian elite on a "murder for hire" contract paid for by big pharma to distract the American public while the Bilderberg group secretly sterilized the entire nation by contaminating our water sources with fluoride, spread chemtrails, surpressed free thought with HAARP, and established the New World Order.
After their establishment the New World Order combined forces with the Freemasons, al-Qaeda, and the Illuminati to travel back in time, bomb pearl harbor, commit the holocaust, and fake the moon landing before jumping forward in time to murder Princess Diana, commit 9/11, and start the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan all so that they could cover up the fact that George W Bush was actually a manchurian candidate put in power by the evil lord Xenu, who was actually the pilot of the unidentified alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell back in 1947.